Hey Hey My My Yo Yo It's Luscious Jackson

Luscious Jackson - Greatest Hits
Ah, the ‘best of’ or ‘greatest hits’ album – fleecing fans with a few remixes and rarities, or offering an introduction to that band you always liked but not enough to buy the album? This example of the genre will hopefully bring more listeners to the group that inspired the Beastie Boys to found the Grand Royal record label. Yes that’s right, Luscious Jackson’s In Search of Manny EP was Grand Royal #1 back in 1992.

According to Beastie Boy Mike D’s liner notes, the Luscious Jackson girls – Jill, Gabby and Kate – were one step up the ‘smarter-than-thou, young NYC teenage punk know-it-all’ food chain from the boys who became beastly. The girls had a fanzine that served as a entry into gigs and interviews with the bands, and were always able to fake the night’s entry stamp or rush a back stage entrance when that failed. As musicians they had friends in high places and when a demo tape made by Jill Cunniff and Gabby Glaser became a tour-bus staple on the Beasties Check Your Head tour they soon found themselves with a record deal. They soon added former Beasties drummer Kate Schellenbach, and shortly after the release of their debut EP filled out their sound with the addition of Vivian Trimble on keys.

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Junior Senior - Hey Hey My My Yo Yo
Half Junior/half Senior, half gay/half straight, half shaven/half mustachioed, all Danish popsters who demanded that you ‘Move Your Feet’ return with the stutteringly titled Hey Hey My My Yo Yo. A title that serves as an excellent litmus test of your appreciation of the record. If it sounds childish, simple and a little too much fun for your days of po-faced seriousness, then Junior Senior ain’t for you. However, if you’ve ever slid across the floor boards in imitation of Tom Cruise’s glory days, then this album will induce inane grinning and quickly become your new guilty pleasure.

Like the Go!Team, Junior Senior realise that the one of the most important element of popular dance music – be it 60s Motown, 80s new-wave, early hip-hop or even cheerleading – is the handclap. And the three minute running time. Perhaps one reason for the short songs is to give their hands time to recover – a full live Junior Senior show must result in hands swollenly clapped to novelty sizes. There’s a definite novelty streak to this album, with the lyrics tending to the most ludicrous of catchy rhymes and giddy, cheeky vocals.

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Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle

Bill Cosby’s terrier recently won America's top dog show, which is a relif because if the pooch had lost he was facing the possibility of been dyed 47 differet colours and worn as a sweater. Well not really, but it does provide a pathetic excuse to link you to this disturbing discovery – Urban Dictionary's definition of Cosby Sweater.

Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Example: Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

You learn someething new and perverted everyday - if you know where to look.

The award winning dog, Hobergays Fineus Fogg (i kid you not), was bred in New Zealand and won 30 best in show titles in Australia before coming to live in Pleasanton, California. Bill missed the victory but according to his daughter was very excited by the win. And as his 40-year-old daughter said ‘Can you imagine anyone being more excited than him?''.

Something Cosby related that I’ve been recently excited by is hearing the great man rattle through the funk of Funky North Philadelphia – a track from his album Bill Cosby Sings Hooray for the Salvation Army Band! backed by the Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band – of Express Yourself fame. I first read of this gem a few years back when it was mentioned as a neglected treasure in the pages of MOJO and acts like Cypress Hill and the Ultramagnetic MC's have also treasured and sampled its grooves. Anyway here’s taster from that record the very fine, slightly childish Funky North Philadelphia.



It was on Funky 16 Corners a while back, but we've put it back up for ya'll.

Funky North Philadelphia - Bill Cosby