Monday 19 March 2007

Frazzle Snazzle is the square root of Firsnazzle Difornazzle


Bill Cosby’s terrier recently won America's top dog show, which is a relif because if the pooch had lost he was facing the possibility of been dyed 47 differet colours and worn as a sweater. Well not really, but it does provide a pathetic excuse to link you to this disturbing discovery – Urban Dictionary's definition of Cosby Sweater.

Cosby Sweater

The sexual act of eating Fruit Loops, Fruity Pebbles, Trix, and Boo Berry- or any other 'bright, colorful' breakfast cereals- and then vomitting the tacky, dazzling mixture onto your partners chest. The result should look similar to the incredible sweaters that Bill Cosby wore during his highly successful 1980's sitcom "The Cosby Show".

Example: Nicole was overjoyed to receive "a Cosby Sweater" for her birthday.

You learn someething new and perverted everyday - if you know where to look.

The award winning dog, Hobergays Fineus Fogg (i kid you not), was bred in New Zealand and won 30 best in show titles in Australia before coming to live in Pleasanton, California. Bill missed the victory but according to his daughter was very excited by the win. And as his 40-year-old daughter said ‘Can you imagine anyone being more excited than him?''.

Something Cosby related that I’ve been recently excited by is hearing the great man rattle through the funk of Funky North Philadelphia – a track from his album Bill Cosby Sings Hooray for the Salvation Army Band! backed by the Watts 103rd St. Rhythm Band – of Express Yourself fame. I first read of this gem a few years back when it was mentioned as a neglected treasure in the pages of MOJO and acts like Cypress Hill and the Ultramagnetic MC's have also treasured and sampled its grooves. Anyway here’s taster from that record the very fine, slightly childish Funky North Philadelphia.



It was on Funky 16 Corners a while back, but we've put it back up for ya'll.

Funky North Philadelphia - Bill Cosby

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